Now, I've heard of some crazy fetishes like people loving balloons so much that they get off on rubbing up against them, blowing them up, watching them get big and popping them. Harmless, right? How about Sploshing? That's where people get a kick out of rubbing food all over each other for sexual gratification. I'm sure it can get a bit messy. Then you have those people that call themselves "Plushies". These are those that take innocent little stuffed animals, add vaginas to them and actually have sex with them. Yeah, they get their rocks off by boinking Binky. Weird, huh? Wait, there's more...
Formicophilia is the fascination with having insects, bugs or worms crawling all over your body until you achieve orgasm. Sounds like some Fear Factor type shit, eh? Well, how about some more extreme cases... Autassassinophilia is getting off on the thought of dying during sex and Erotophonophilia is getting off on murder. Period. Now, there is Beastiality, having sex with animals [insert gag here], and then there is getting off sexually by inflicting pain upon animals which is known by the name Zoosadism. Both are just disgustingly wrong all the way around. Then it gets really crazy: Guro porn is watched by people who like to see people be maimed or tortured. It's incredibly gross and is big in Japanese Hentai art. But, the craziest shit is those that are known as "Bug Chasers". No, these people do not go around trying to catch lightning bugs, ladybugs or collect ants for the new farm they've purchased. These dumb ass mofo's actually go around sleeping with people that are infected with the HIV virus in hopes of getting it themselves. It's big with gay men, or so I've heard. Either way, these dummies want to die and in the mean time, they are probably sleeping with others and risking their lives too. Not fucking cool, dudes.
As crazy as those fetishes may sound, they are sometimes big among people at least over the age of 21. Well, as I was perusing the 'net, I came across a video of the latest craze. It's not as extreme as some of the examples mentioned above, but it's crazy as hell because it's big among high-schoolers. Oculolinctus, an eye-licking fetish, seems to be a big thing in Japan these days. Also known as "worming", students are getting off by licking each others eye balls, or having someone lick theirs. Teachers were tipped off when students started showing up for class wearing eye patches. Apparently, due to the number of nerve endings in the cornea, the eye is very sensitive [ya' think?], and the feeling that some get from having theirs licked has been compared to the feeling you get when having your toes sucked. I'll just have to take their words for it.
Some have said that the craze stems from a music video by a Japanese emo band called "Born". I don't know because I haven't watched it and I won't link to the video because that shit is sick and aside from the mention of their name, they get no publicity from me.
Well, with dumbness comes consequences and now there have been reports on a rise in cases of conjunctivitis (pink eye) and eye chlamydia. Yes, you read that correctly. What do they expect with all of the damn bacteria in mouths and let's not leave out the fact that you live in a country where at any given time your mom may be preparing marine life spermatozoa for dinner. (It's called Shirako, and it's real. Google it, I can't make this shit up.) Aside from these infections, there is the possibility of scratching the cornea or maybe even going blind if the infections go untreated. Whatever happened to kids just giving each others hickeys?
Okay, readers... How many of you freaks like to get your rocks off by doing some extremely crazy shit to each other? Have you ever tried any of the fetishes that were mentioned? Do you get your rocks off some other kinky way? Do share, we'd love to hear them.