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MAN KILLS FRIEND OVER BARBECUE CARVING TECHNIQUE


Everyone enjoys a good barbecue. Most people also enjoy a great football game. Put the two together and you can end up with the most awesome event, sharing it with friends and loved ones. I'll be the first to admit that I'm not quick to partake in everyone's cooking. I would be that person at the family reunion asking, "Who made the potato salad?"

I'm sure there are some who feel the way that I do, and that's okay, some people just like their food prepared a certain way. Surely, that's nothing to fight about, right? Well, what if you were at a gathering where the food was delicious and the ambience was great. Everyone is getting along fine watching football on the big screen TV and as you turn around, you see a friend who is making a to-go plate ALL WRONG in your eyes.

What do you do? Do you leave them alone and just cringe to yourself? Or, do you confront them? Well, a Florida man decided to do the latter. Alvin Kenneth (Chico) Welch Jr., 35, of Jacksonville, Fla. was attending a football party thrown by friend and host, 31 year-old Joshua Andrew Heinz earlier this month on January 4th. They had been watching football and eating hearty with pals when Welch asked for a to-go plate. Well, apparently there was a problem with Welch's carving technique because an argument ensued and escalated... quickly.

Welch allegedly hit Heinz over the head with a baseball bat and then took the bat and fled the scene. Witnesses say that Heinz lay on the floor conscious, but unable to speak. He died later the next morning at a local hospital.

According to reports, the two were acquaintances who had met each other about five times prior to that night. Welch was arrested early that following Wednesday morning and was being held without bail at the Jacksonville jail.

This is bizarre, but I've heard similar stories believe it or not...

Have you ever encountered something as crazy as this? Would you mind if someone wasn't doing something the way that you would? Would you confront them if they didn't? Do tell...

Deuces, Smooches...
Nena Grace


MAN ATTACKS SHOPPER FOR HAVING TOO MANY ITEMS IN EXPRESS LANE

We all have bad days, I've been having a lot myself lately. I usually read, write or listen to music to change my mood. Well, people are different and handle situations in different ways. Take William E. Golladay for instance... The 77 year-old man of Punta Gorda, Fla. was arrested this past Saturday at a local Walmart for allegedly attacking 65 year-old John Malherbe who had gone out for a day of grocery shopping with his wife.

What sparked this alleged assault, you ask? Well, apparently Malherbe was trying to pay for 22 items in the 20 items or less express lane and Golladay wasn't having it.

Malherbe told authorities that as he placed items on the counter, he could hear Golladay counting them and when the items exceeded 20, Golladay started yelling and screaming at him that he had too many items and couldn't use that register. Even after Malherbe tried to explain to Golladay that he only had 22 items, Golladay continued screaming at him to get out of the line, which he didn't do. Well, that's where Malherbe messed up, cause then Golladay started slamming his shopping cart into Malherbe who was riding on a scooter because he'd had recent surgeries.

Malherbe, who was shocked by Golladay's behavior, said that he kept asking, "What? Are you serious?" Walmart managers escorted Golladay out of the store, but he returned and walked towards Malherbe with both his fists raised. Store employees stepped in and returned Golladay to the outside of the store so that he could be interviewed by a deputy.

According to reports by the deputy, Golladay was "uncooperative and was ranting about how the man in front of him was in the 20 items express lane attempting to purchase over 20 items." Golladay was arrested and charged with battery on a person 65 years or older. He was booked into the Charlotte County jail and released the next day after posting $2500 bond.

Malherbe, who suffered minor injuries from the incident, figures it was better him than someone else stating, "What if it wasn't me? What if it was a young lady? Or somebody else?"

Maybe it's safe to say that Golladay may need some anger management classes also...

How many of you have ever gotten so angry that you overreacted? Have you ever encountered someone like Golladay? Please feel free to share your stories with us.

Deuces, Smooches...
Nena Grace

EYEBALL LICKING: THE NEW CRAZE IN JAPAN

Fetishes, we all have them. Whether we want to admit it or not, there is some strange thing that we love that gets us off and starts our motors ticking. Pretty feet, a nice round booty, bulging crotches and big boobs used to suffice when it came to "getting off", but apparently I've been trapped in the dark ages of fetishes because I came across some really weird shit today.

Now, I've heard of some crazy fetishes like people loving balloons so much that they get off on rubbing up against them, blowing them up, watching them get big and popping them. Harmless, right? How about Sploshing? That's where people get a kick out of rubbing food all over each other for sexual gratification. I'm sure it can get a bit messy. Then you have those people that call themselves "Plushies". These are those that take innocent little stuffed animals, add vaginas to them and actually have sex with them. Yeah, they get their rocks off by boinking Binky. Weird, huh? Wait, there's more...

Formicophilia is the fascination with having insects, bugs or worms crawling all over your body until you achieve orgasm. Sounds like some Fear Factor type shit, eh? Well, how about some more extreme cases... Autassassinophilia is getting off on the thought of dying during sex and Erotophonophilia is getting off on murder. Period. Now, there is Beastiality, having sex with animals [insert gag here], and then there is getting off sexually by inflicting pain upon animals which is known by the name Zoosadism. Both are just disgustingly wrong all the way around. Then it gets really crazy: Guro porn is watched by people who like to see people be maimed or tortured. It's incredibly gross and is big in Japanese Hentai art. But, the craziest shit is those that are known as "Bug Chasers". No, these people do not go around trying to catch lightning bugs, ladybugs or collect ants for the new farm they've purchased. These dumb ass mofo's actually go around sleeping with people that are infected with the HIV virus in hopes of getting it themselves. It's big with gay men, or so I've heard. Either way, these dummies want to die and in the mean time, they are probably sleeping with others and risking their lives too. Not fucking cool, dudes.

As crazy as those fetishes may sound, they are sometimes big among people at least over the age of 21. Well, as I was perusing the 'net, I came across a video of the latest craze. It's not as extreme as some of the examples mentioned above, but it's crazy as hell because it's big among high-schoolers. Oculolinctus, an eye-licking fetish, seems to be a big thing in Japan these days. Also known as "worming", students are getting off by licking each others eye balls, or having someone lick theirs. Teachers were tipped off when students started showing up for class wearing eye patches. Apparently, due to the number of nerve endings in the cornea, the eye is very sensitive [ya' think?], and the feeling that some get from having theirs licked has been compared to the feeling you get when having your toes sucked. I'll just have to take their words for it.

Some have said that the craze stems from a music video by a Japanese emo band called "Born". I don't know because I haven't watched it and I won't link to the video because that shit is sick and aside from the mention of their name, they get no publicity from me.

Well, with dumbness comes consequences and now there have been reports on a rise in cases of conjunctivitis (pink eye) and eye chlamydia. Yes, you read that correctly. What do they expect with all of the damn bacteria in mouths and let's not leave out the fact that you live in a country where at any given time your mom may be preparing marine life spermatozoa for dinner. (It's called Shirako, and it's real. Google it, I can't make this shit up.) Aside from these infections, there is the possibility of scratching the cornea or maybe even going blind if the infections go untreated. Whatever happened to kids just giving each others hickeys?

Okay, readers... How many of you freaks like to get your rocks off by doing some extremely crazy shit to each other? Have you ever tried any of the fetishes that were mentioned? Do you get your rocks off some other kinky way? Do share, we'd love to hear them.


Deuces, Smooches...
Nena Grace

MAN STABS BROTHER OVER MAC 'N CHEESE

We've all been there. Something happens and we get angry. I've even heard people say that they were mad enough to kill someone. Personally, I've gotten angry enough to fight but, I don't think that it's in me to kill, especially someone who I'm supposed to love. Well, maybe Randy Zipperer had been pushed too far, because he got so mad at his brother that he stabbed him in the stomach.

Daytona Beach News-Journal reports that 49-year-old Zipperer of Volusia County, Fla.and his 47-year-old brother Edward started arguing over Randy's missing macaroni and cheese. Randy's younger brother began to help him look for it, but during the search, Edward knocked over a beer that Randy had been drinking.

Well, I guess that put the icing on the cake, because this made Randy even angrier... So angry that he ended up putting a knife into his younger brothers stomach. When deputies arrived at the home they saw that Edward had a small puncture wound in his abdomen and they saw that there was a trail of blood between the kitchen and the bedroom. Randy admitted to the officers that, "I poked him a little with the knife, but I didn't mean to." Really, Randy? So, was this one of those moments where anger takes over and you black-out and come to later on, only to find that you've committed a crime? Yeah, I thought so. Maybe it was all about the alcohol that was being consumed and not about the macaroni and cheese after all, huh?

Randy, who has been arrested on numerous occasions over the past ten years, was arrested and has been charged with aggravated assault and obstructing an officer without violence.

How about you guys, readers... Have any of you ever gotten so angry that you acted before thinking, only to regret it in the end? Share your stories here, we'd love to hear them.


Deuces, Smooches...
Nena Grace

MAN CALLS POLICE ABOUT UGLY PROSTITUTE

It's not uncommon and it's happened to all of us at least once or twice in our lives. You make a purchase that sounds like a great deal, only to find out later that it wasn't exactly what you thought you'd ordered. That dress or those shoes that you mail ordered, that set of power tools that you couldn't wait to receive or even that super-sized burger meal you couldn't wait to get home to enjoy. You rip open the packaging and then comes the disappointment as you find it's not exactly what you'd imagined.

That dress looks hideous on, those shoes are cramping your toes like sardines in a can, those power tools are anything but powerful and that burger? Well, it looks like it belongs in your child's happy meal. Yes, we've all been there and we can relate. But, what do you do when such a thing happens? You contact the store or customer service, complain and expect a refund or replacement. Simple, yes?

Well, according to one man who answered an ad that was placed by a prostitute seeking out 'johns', he wasn't satisfied when he received his 'package' either. Maybe someone should have told him that calling 999 (the U.K.'s equivalent to our 911) to complain wasn't quite the right thing to do.

West Midlands, England police received a call from a man who says that the woman "misdescribed herself and misrepresented herself totally. ... Basically, she was ugly." According to the man, he and the woman agreed to meet up in front of a hotel, but when the woman arrived he wasn't pleased with what he saw and expressed it. This caused the woman to take his car keys and throw them at him. Which in turn caused the disgruntled man to call the police. Here is an audio clip of the phone call...




 

How many of you have ordered something, only to be disappointed when it arrived? Did you contact customer service, or were you as mad as this man and called the police? We would love to hear your stories. Please share!



Deuces, Smooches...
Nena Grace



MAN MOLESTS, URINATES ON WOMAN IN HOSPITAL

As if there aren't enough crazy things going on in New York, police say a mentally disturbed man molested and urinated on a patient at a hospital in Harlem. 49-year old Tyrone Brown was being treated for an undisclosed injury at the hospital last week. While unattended, he wandered off and found his way into the room of a 45-year old female patient. 

The victim, who was being treated for a foot injury, had fallen asleep after being given pain medication.

Brown stood over the woman, unzipped his pants and rubbed his penis on her mouth. That's when she awakened.

The woman, whose name will be kept private because she's a sex crime victim, screamed and scrambled to get out of the bed. That's when Brown urinated on her.


Hospital staff quickly came to the woman and detained Brown.

Brown was arrested and taken straight to Bellevue Hospital for a psych evaluation. He's being charged with first-degree felony committing a criminal sex act, but something tells me that an insanity plea is in the works.

Can you imagine waking up in the hospital and a guy is standing over you with his junk on your face? Then he urinates on you? What kind of security does this hospital have? Hell, I think their security is still better than that at the hospital in my town. Yes, "the hospital" as in we only have one, and "town" as in not quite a city yet. You walk in the main entrance of that thing and there are hospital rooms right there on either side. The desk is way up in the middle of the hall. If I tried to kill someone and they went to our hospital, I could go right in and finish the job before anyone knew what happened. Let alone put my junk on someone's face and pee on them.

TEXAS MAN STEALS SLAB OF RIBS, GETS 50 YEARS IN PRISON

I'm no judge, but I have friends who are. With that said, I can't wait to get their opinion on the 50-year sentence 43-year-old Willie Smith Ward received last week for stealing a slab of ribs.

In my home state of Michigan, more specifically Washtenaw County in the city of Ann Arbor, Retail Fraud is a misdemeanor or felony offense punishable by between 93 days in county jail or up to 5 years in prison, depending on how much is stolen.

A person who steals something in a store during store hours that is worth $1,000.00 or greater is guilty of first degree Retail Fraud, a felony punishable by imprisonment for up to 5 years and/or a fine of not more than $10,000.00 or 3 times the value of the property stolen, whichever is greater. A person convicted of first degree Retail Fraud will normally be sentenced to 1-6 months in county jail with 3 years of supervised probation with jail work program or community service.

If the merchandise is between $200.00 to $1,000.00 is guilty of second degree Retail Fraud, a misdemeanor punishable for up to 1 year and/or a fine of not more than $2,000.00 or 3 times the value of the property stolen, whichever is greater. A person convicted of second degree Retail Fraud will normally be sentenced to 2 years of supervised probation with jail work program or community service.

If the stolen property is less than $200.00, they are guilty of third degree Retail Fraud, punishable by imprisonment for up to 93 days and/or a fine of not more than $500.00 or 3 times the value of the property stolen, whichever is greater. They will normally be sentenced to 1-2 years of supervised probation with community service.

So what happened with Willie Ward? Well, this ain't Michigan for starters...

Back in September of 2011, Ward stuffed a slab of ribs underneath his shirt at a grocery store in Waco. When a store employee stopped him in the parking lot and asked him what was underneath his shirt, the ribs fell out. The employee asked what else he was hiding and Ward told him, "I have a knife", thus turning this petty crime into a robbery. Ward went on to say, "if you don't leave me alone, I'll show you what I got". He then ran off.

Because the jury didn't appreciate his five previous felonies and four misdemeanor convictions, it only took them two minutes to convict him on robbery charges. Also, it only took the jury an hour to recommend the 50-year sentence for Ward.

His previous convictions include burglary, attempted robbery, aggravated assault, leaving the scene of an accident, possession of cocaine and the four misdemeanor convictions, two of them being thefts.

He was offered a plea deal of 20 years in prison, but he turned the down. Now, he'll have to do at least that before becoming eligible for parole.

Maybe pork really is bad for you.

THE WORDS "DOGGY STYLE" ARE NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY...

Stephanie Mickles (pictured left) is a behavioral specialist and special education teacher from Maryland, who, according to police, has been arrested for having sex with a dog.

How do the police know that Ms. Mickles has been helping Fido bury his bone someplace other than the backyard? Why, she was thoughtful enough to apparently photograph herself in flagrante delicto with the family pet, of course!


MAN ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH PEACOCK

A few days ago, I came across a story that had me in stitches. I will never understand the depth people will go to, to satisfy their sexual hunger. As gross as it is, I've gotten used to hearing stories of people having sex with animals. Beastiality used to be something that was kept secret, but it is more common than we may believe and here lately, you hear about it everywhere.

I can remember the story that emerged in February of this year about Texas native, Andrew Mendoza, who was caught having sex with a neighbor's horse. In a signed statement Mendoza stated, "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby. I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse." o_0... Whatever gave him the idea that he could do anything for a horse is beyond me but, I digress.

As I read the story of David Beckman, 63, of Chicago, Ill., I couldn't help but to laugh because this was a new one on me. Beckman had sexually abused a peacock, which was later found dead in his garage. But, what makes this story even more weird is the fact that it was his pet peacock named Phyl. Guess he's more attracted to plumage than boobage...

Police discovered the dead bird while investigating Beckman on allegations of indecent solicitation of a child. Beckman was arrested and was being held on $10,000 bond. He is facing three charges of harassment by telephone, unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, two counts of marijuana possession, attempted indecent solicitation of a child, cruelty to animals, and two counts of battery. His arraignment is set for June 12th.