I believe the last time the hurricane state made an appearance here at the Insane Asylum Blog, a man was biting the face off another. Florida always graces us with unique stories, and this one isn't any different.
According to the report, 22-year-old William Jenkins was at the house that he shares with his mother in Palmetto. When he got the urge for something to drink, he asked her for a shot of vodka.
She denied him, but told him to clean up the poop the dog left on the porch while she cleaned up inside.
After she asked him several times about it, he went outside to the porch. He came back in with a handful of doggy doo and slapped her - whipped cream pie style - in the face. To add insult to injury, he rubbed it in and pushed the 52-year-old down in the process.
She ran to the neighbor's house where she called 911. Jenkins was taken to the Manatee County Jail and held on a $2000 bond. Too bad, because that money could buy a lot of shots of vodka.
