POLICE: CHAVIS CARTER CALLED GIRLFRIEND BEFORE SHOOTING HIMSELF IN THE HEAD

After a "thorough" investigation "supervised" by the FBI, it was determined that Chavis Carter did indeed shoot himself in the head while handcuffed in the back of a police car. With the dashcam video of the incident revealing no video or audio of what happened, and the absence of a gun residue test on the officers, we'll just have to take their word for it.

Since we have to take their word for it, the Jonesboro, Arkansas police recently added one more tidbit to the story: Carter called his girlfriend before shooting himself. That's right, this magical mofo not only shot himself in the head with a gun while handcuffed, he also called his girlfriend to chat it up before he did it.

And who is this little tart that police say told them that he called her from the back of the police car? As of now, she doesn't have a name. Yes, if she exists, she's going to remain nameless. Whoever she is, she allegedly told investigators that he called her from the police car and told her that he was scared, that he loved her, and that he had a gun. Amazing.

Also, Jonesboro police say that they caught up with a guy who appears in one of the videos taken on Carter's phone. The unnamed male allegedly said that he told Carter to bring him a pistol just before his run-in with the police. Also, the unnamed man said that Carter was involved in a deal that involved four ounces of marijuana.

I don't know about you, but the situation was unbelievable when it first happened. Now with the help of two unknowns, I'll believe it when my sh*t turns purple, and smells like rainbow sherbet.

Do you think a handcuffed man can make a phone call and shoot himself in the head in the back of a police car after being searched twice?

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Ed "Mr. Chap" Chapman is the warden of the Insane Asylum Blog and contributor to www.dangerouslee.biz.