ONLY IN FLORIDA: POLICE CAPTAIN ARRESTED FOR SEXUAL CONDUCT TOWARD 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL

In January, some time after school, an unnamed 15-year-old girl and her equally unnamed 19-year-old male friend were sitting in a car behind a building in a business complex in Miramar. While patrolling, Captain Juan de la Rios noticed their vehicle sitting there, so he approached the vehicle. He asked them to roll the window down, so he could ask what they were doing. During the conversation, he asked the fully dressed teens if they were having sex.

The girl quickly told the Captain that they were just talking, and that there was no fooling around going on. Unconvinced, the Captain told her that he would "have to check". When she asked him what was there to check, he told her that he needed to "see inside".

He ordered the girl to take all of her clothes off and proceeded to "inspect" her between the legs. While inspecting, Cap told the girl, " I need you to open your legs up wider". He then took his flashlight and molested her a little closer. After that, he fondled her breasts a bit to "check for bruises".

When he finished, he gave the 19-year-old his license back and told the two to go home.

The teens didn't tell anyone at first, but the girl eventually told her older sister, who in turn told their mother. When police asked the girl who did it, she told them that she didn't remember his name, but she knew that this officer had a gold badge and his name started with an "r". She also told them that she could ID him easily if she saw his face. She could never forget his face.

The police had been investigating the incident since January, rounding up nearby surveillance tapes and inspecting the clothes she had on that day. After compiling enough information to support the girl's claim, a warrant was issued for the Captain. He turned himself in on Friday, and was held on $30,000 bond which he immediately paid. He is now suspended without pay and faces up to 15 years in prison and up to a $10,000 fine.

I know the Cap was 100% wrong in how he handled the situation, but I still wonder what a 15 and 19-year old was doing in the back seat of a car behind a building.

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MAN BREAKS INTO SEX SHOP, ATTEMPTS SEX WITH BLOW-UP DOLL

It's a force of nature that every being that procreates gets horny. Most of the time, if a willing participant isn't around, people will handle the relieving process on their own. But, one Virginia man had other ideas when he broke into an adult sex store and attempted to have sex with a blow-up doll.

28-year-old Justin Dale Little Jim of Woodbridge, Virginia broke the glass door of the MVC Late Night Sex Shop on July 5th around 2:45 a.m.. He helped himself to a blow-up doll and made his way to a closet to have a little private time with his new playmate. In the meantime, police responding to a burglary call found Little Jim in the closet after police dogs sniffed him out. Little Jim was wearing only women's underwear and attempting to pleasure himself with the doll.

Upon investigation, police found that Little Jim had already been in and out of the store once because they discovered more than $200 dollars worth of merchandise that he had placed in his car. The police report wasn't clear on exactly what the items were, but it did state that the items were "similar accessories" to what Little Jim had in the closet with him and the doll.

The stores manager, Jerry Poe, said,"It's sad because all of our stuff is reasonably priced. Anyone can come in here and purchase it."

Well, I thought the same thing. I mean, I've frequented sex shops myself (don't judge me), and some of the items were reasonably priced. I wonder though, if he had made it into the store once to steal $200 dollars worth of merchandise to place in his car, why didn't he just take the friggin' doll home with him. And when I found out that Little Jim was a Captain in the U.S. Army and a veterinarian, I was even more baffled as to why he couldn't afford the doll and other items. But hey, at least he didn't try to have sex with one of his patients. Now, that would be sick!

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