Onyango Obama, President Obama's Uncle was arrested for DUI in Framingham, Massachusetts last week when he made a rolling stop nearly causing an accident with a police cruiser. After being booked, Obama was asked if he wanted his one phone call to arrange for bail. He replied, "I think I will call the White House."
I can just imagine how arrogant and smug he said that. If your "one call" is to the White House, you probably practice in your head daily how you're going to say it. I mean, I know I would. I'd be like, "get me the White House...bitch" every time I walked past a mirror or saw an episode of COPS.
When Mr. Obama was told he had a warrant from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, he told them that he'll just go ahead and arrange his release through the White House.
It's been recently brought up that while Mr. Obama was suspected of being an "illegal", his license and social security number were totally valid. How could this be? Some say that he's probably benefiting from an old policy put into place by Michael Dukakis when he was Governor.
"Dummy" Social Security numbers were given to illegal immigrants so they could receive benefits from the state. You know how Social Security numbers don't start with the number "9"? The dummy numbers issued had a fake 3-digit prefix (the first three numbers) not used by the Social Security Administration. In 1985 Dukakis issued an exec order preventing the state from inquiring about people's citizenship when applying for services. Since the computer had to have a nine-digit number for everyone regardless of who they were, the fake Socials were born. With a valid Social comes valid license, and the beat goes on.
A spokesman for ICE declined to comment on Onyango Obama's immigration case, and the White House also had no comment...obviously